are you still at the devil's house?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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