Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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