Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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