Don't EVER smell your tampon
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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