scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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