The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
