Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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