So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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