Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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