Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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