hell yes lets make some ravioli
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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