All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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