i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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