I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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