You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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