This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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