Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let's paint friendship bongs
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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