Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
