Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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