Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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