remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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