I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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