i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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