In the future we'll all be gay
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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