Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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