I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Randomize
