have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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