He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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