hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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