So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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