thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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