Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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