Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
we're so committed to being not committed
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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