You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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