the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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