Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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