I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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