guys are not supposed to queef...right?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
