Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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