she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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