Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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