did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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