i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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