I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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