He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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