we're blogging at a bar
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's shark week go big or go home
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