i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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