Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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