I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
