So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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