Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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