Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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