I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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